world\ of\ warcraft

world\ of\ warcraft
1. (world of warcraft) (10165↑, 2328↓)
A good fun alternative to life.

Sex, career, friends, money and power. All of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft

2. (world of warcraft) (6330↑, 885↓)
crack, in CD-ROM form.

World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play\! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue\! Guy: who the fuck are you anyway?

3. (world of warcraft) (4930↑, 928↓)
The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.

I started playing WoW and now I have no life\!

4. (World of Warcraft) (2888↑, 695↓)
A highly entertaining mmorpg that is played by a wide variety of people. some get addicted to it like its crack cocaine, and some only play it a few times a month. The level of addiction all depends on the person playing it.

You know your a heavy World of Warcraft player when WoW starts interferring with your life. You know your a WoW addict when your life starts interferring with your WoW.

5. (world of warcraft) (1504↑, 150↓)
The world's most effective form of birth control.

Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.

6. (World of Warcraft) (3140↑, 2131↓)
A computer game whose participants apparently don't know how to correctly make words plural. Hint for WoW players: it doesn't involve an apostrophe.

\<WoW Player\> In WoW you can be Orc's, Troll's, Undead's, and the Tauren's. The Alliance will get the Human's, Gnome's, Dwarve's, and the Night Elve's. \<Non-WoW Player\> holy FUCK learn some English you dumbass

7. (World of Warcraft) (1971↑, 1215↓)
Taken mistakenly as a peer to EverQuest or EverQuest II, it is an entertaining game in which a player learns how to cooperate as a team, and harnesses competition, unlike EverQuest II. The irony behind half of the definitions under this category is this: If you'd read the back of the box, you would realize that it states "even if you only have a couple of minutes, World of Warcraft's superior quest system offers quick gameplay." The sad truth is that people don't want to accept the fact that many of the players on this game have lives, jobs, spouses, ect. They see that it is an MMORPG, and automatically assume that it's a parallel to EQ and EQ2.

definition conformist: "wow is a game when ppl see no pussy and ppl cant get laid, n tehy don have jobs" World of Warcraft player: "Actually, I'm a paramedic, and I work when I'm needed, I just got back from a crime scene, a man was shot and wounded, I saved his life. I play this in my spare time when I'm not playing with my dog, coaching my son's soccer team, spending time with my family or my wife. It's easy to accomplish something in this game, and it's fun too\! It's so easy to get involved in the game and have a social life." definition conformist: "w/e u nerd, go bak to ur moms basement" World of Warcraft player: "Er... right o_O" EQ2 Player: "YEAH I GOT MY QUANTUM PHYSOCIA NHULTH'S ARMOR +1" World of Warcraft player: "Congratulations\! I'm glad you accomplished your goal. I hope you're enjoying your game. ^_^" definition conformist: :eq2 fagg ur more loser than wow player stupid fag go hav sex w/ ur dog"

Author: Your Friendly Informist http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/1206599
8. (World of Warcraft) (886↑, 259↓)
A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.

Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG\!\! I'm almost to Level 49\!\!\! Lawlz\!\!\! ---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment--- Blizzard CEO: Wow\! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun\! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold\!

9. (World of Warcraft) (1763↑, 1183↓)
A [MMORPG] action-oriented, strategy-based, game in which hundreds of thousands of people gather in server-like communities and help each other do their biddings. This game is divided into serveral categories in which players have the oppertunity to choose from one of two confederations; Alliance, and Horde. They then will be divided into eight races; the Horde will get the Orc's, Troll's, Undead's, and the Tauren's. The Alliance will get the Human's, Gnome's, Dwarve's, and the Night Elve's. The races also come equipped with their own racialized mount, such as a horse for the Humans, as well as special bonus attributes. Those races will then be divided into 9 classes, each race will get 4-6 classes (pending on the race); Mage, Druid, Warrior, Priest, Paladin, Shaman, Rougue, Warlock, and Hunter. From that you will be able to choose two primary professions such as; mining/blacksmith, along with as many secondary professions you desire, such as a fisherman. You will then have a choice to customize your character from gender, model details, and name. From then on, you will get to choose which type of skills you will use to help aid your quest, as well as what weapons/armors you will gather.

World of Warcraft is an immense 3D world in which over 250 000 people come and let Blizzard drain their money with their pay-as-you-go internet billing fee, saying hey look at me, I'M MAKING YOU ALL PAY\!\!\! MUH HU HAHAHA\!\!\!\!

10. (world of warcraft) (888↑, 353↓)
A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.

"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."

11. (world of warcraft) (509↑, 93↓)
World of Warcraft- WoW is kind of like smoking. You don't see what all the fuss is about in the beginning, until one of your friends gives you a free taste. Still, you can't see how addicting it is until you have tried it a few times. Then you start buying it, and using it by the bundle, and you can't seem to stop. You'll do anything just to get a few good hours in with your favorite pasttime. You slowly start to lose touch with former friends and family, and meet lots of strange new people with a similar addiction. Prolonged use can lead to death. It's very difficult to get out of your system, you must rely on the strangth of others, for your willpower has ben sapped. General Surgeons Warning- Not intended for oral or anal use. WoW shouldn't be used if you suffer from seizures or are an expectant mother. Side effects include obsession, nausea, vomiting, and pink eye. Ask you doctor before using.

I've wasted 1,000 hours of my life playing World of Warcraft. The closest I've spent this much on time on something is porn. - cyberNinja62333

12. (world of warcraft) (606↑, 205↓)
a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.

friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend" WoW player- "oh shit\! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago\!"

13. (World of Warcraft) (476↑, 124↓)
An entertaining online computer game, acting as a substitute for life for some players.

Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life? Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life. Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it? Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.

Author: Normal Warcraft Player http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/1746119
14. (World of Warcraft) (396↑, 87↓)
what is the reason i got rejected from all the colleges i applied to

You: hey how are your college applications going? Me: stfu im playing World of Warcraft

15. (world of warcraft) (400↑, 127↓)
An insanely popular Massive-Multiplayer Online RPG. Populated by over 7 million people, it has been dubbed a game that sucks away your soul because out of those 7 million, about 1000 of them are trolls on all freaking day without sleep or sustinence of any kind. While most complete idiots claim it causes weight gain, acne, and no social life, this isn't nessecarily true because 1. Many people are fat, and it's not because they play WoW. It's because they eat alot. Only complete renobs claim that WoW all day causes severe weight gain, because even when you do absolutely nothing, you burn calories by living and breathing. WoW only makes you fat if you constantly keep a bag of doritos by your desk and stuff your craw. Like a retard. 2.Acne is caused by adolescence and bad cleanliness. WoW has nothing to do with hormonal imbalances and not taking a shower. 3. WoW only takes away your social skills if you have the willpower of a particularly stupid puppy. If you play WoW and have no social skills, it's not because Warcraft is at fault. You might simply be a nerd, you might be shy, you might prefer to think before you speak unlike the rest of the earths population, or you might be an arse.

averageposteronthissite: omg\!\!\!111\! world of warcraft destroyed my life\! i lost my girlfriend all my friends and my family thinks im a loser all cuz of wow\! me: No, you lost everything because you're a freaking loser. Blaming everything on a computer game is just a stupid excuse.

16. (world of warcraft) (791↑, 521↓)
1. A modern day rite of passage where boys become men. World of Warcraft is a game for over-achievers who find life too easy and need more of challenge than what their daily routine provides. 2. A dosage of reality for certain relationships. A way for girlfriends to discover their true worth. These unfortunate ones must remember that anger and lashing out is the first step to recovery.

Learn to dance like a female Nightelf from World of Warcraft, THEN we'll talk. Till then don't come out of the kitchen.

17. (World of Warcraft) (309↑, 86↓)
An MMORPG developed by [Blizzard Entertainment]. The video game equivalent to [heroine]. Commonly abbrieviated WoW.

If I had wireless internet and a laptop, I'd pay World of Warcraft even while taking a dump.

18. (World of Warcraft) (414↑, 227↓)
A ridiculous place where nerds of all shapes and sizes come together and drain their lives about 8 hours a day. And about $16.15 a month. It kicks ass.

A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: My lvl 60 Hunter, Onyxia keyed, MC equipped troll kicks your pussy Alliance ass. I_Swing_the_Sword_to_See_If_its_magical: Holy fuck a girl\!?\!?\!?\!?1\#24\!$\@$^\!? OMG let's cyb0r\! A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: ...Goddammit.

Author: A Girl That Plays WoW http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/1353368
19. (World of warcraft) (353↑, 176↓)
A mmorpg that seems to be attracting alot of controversy these days. Apparently addictive, but only if you have the will-power of a pet rock. Has a 15 dollar monthly fee, which is chump change if you're actually out of grade school and have a job. Even a minimum wage one will do. Contrary to popular beliefs, it is possible to carry on a normal life while actively playing this game. You can even reach the maximum level, because the game is so fast paced. Truly one of the best games ever if you are into online gaming and role playing strategy games.

"Hey man, you wanna play WoW for a while? I got some time to kill." "Nah, I can't right now, I'm going to the gym with Jen in a few minutes. Have fun though"

20. (World of Warcraft) (223↑, 67↓)
That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.

"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?" "I'll be off in a second, babe." *Several hours pass* "Sweetheart?" "I'll just play for another hour, sweetie." *Several days pass* "Um, Alex?" "I'm getting right off, I swear." *Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.* "Okay, baby, what was it?" *Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*

21. (world of warcraft) (336↑, 180↓)
world of warcraft...keeping virgins virgins for some time now...

world of warcraft...look at the people...look at them...

22. (World of Warcraft) (205↑, 84↓)
1. A crappy game unofficially sponsored by George Fisher from Cannibal Corpse. Not surprisingly, he is single and overweight 2. Something that will not help you get laid, get a gf, get a job, get friends, or get a life. It's like ecstacy, after you take it, you will become hopelessly addicted, and you will start losing your friends and family, no one will respect you anymore, and your life will become an emotional hellhole

1. World of Warcraft is the reason why so many people HATE death metal, but love hard rock 2. I was in my room and I was just like staring at the computer thinking about WoW, but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my MoM came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike\!” And I go “what? Whats the matter?” She goes “whats the matter with you?” I go “theres nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that\! You're on drugs\!” I go “no mom I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just playing WoW, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No\! You're on drugs\!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just playing WoW.” She goes “No\! You're not thinking, you're on drugs\! Normal people don't be acting that way\!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi\! Please, all I want is a Pepsi\!” And she wouldn't give it to me\! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me\! Just a Pepsi\!

23. (World of Warcraft) (247↑, 129↓)
Despite common belief, quite a fun little game. While, sometimes, World of Warcraft - or WoW as it is abbreviated - can get tedious, there's always something to do in other parts of the vast world Azeroth, where the Warcraft storyline was set (except for part of Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne, which was set in an alien dimension known as Draenor from which the Orcs originated. Incidentally, Draenor is going to be released in WoW with the upcoming expansion - the Burning Crusade). Whether it's questing, grinding (exterminating enemies on a large scale for experience), or brushing up your trade skills - mining, blacksmithing, leatherworking and engineering to name but a few - WoW always has something to do. And failing that, WoW (at least on my server) is full of friendly, helpful players who love conversation - you see, the chat is one of the major aspects of WoW. With chat channels (general, trade, local defense, looking for group), private messaging (or /whispering), group chat, guild chat, and a multitude of others, WoW is a game as much based on communication as on skill. WoW is split into two factions - the Alliance and the Horde, which are then made up of four races each. Quite simply, the Alliance can choose to be Humans, Dwarves, Night Elves and Gnomes, and the Horde may pick Orcs, Trolls, Tauren or the undead Forsaken. All of the races have elaborate back-stories, particularly the reason why no Gnomes featured back in Warcraft III. Along with nine classes, each with their own advantages, and millions of appearance combinations, WoW is certainly a many-faceted game. And, since it is merely a matter of opinion anyway, I'm going to go on and say: I like WoW. WoW doesn't suck.

Terry hit level 56 on World of Warcraft with his Gnome Warlock yesterday. Jack got an epic mount for his Human Paladin last week. I have a level 28 Gnome Mage on Nordrassil, called Khemri. /whisper me\!

Author: A Dedicated WoW Player http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/1653665
24. (world of warcraft) (186↑, 90↓)
The Anti-cupid of relationships.

"Sorry honey, not tonight I Got my Epic Pants in World of Warcraft tonight."

25. (world of warcraft) (188↑, 113↓)
The most addictive thing you will ever encounter. The definitions you read on here are NOT bullshit, within 6 hours of playing you will be addicted. I started playing 3 months ago, forunatly about a month ago i noticed what was happening and now i only play casually (casually is still a lot, 1.5-3 hours a day). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU HAVE TREMENDOUS SELF CONTROL\! I am not joking, this is the truth, please take on my advice, dont let it suck you in\! Common symptoms for players: You will lose your girlfriend, You will lose your friends, You will get constant headaches for staring at a PC screen for 18 hours a day, you will get back pain due to that posture how you sit down while playing. You will start failing your exams, you will gain weight, you will have a face full of acne, you will never have sex, you wont be able to concentrate, you will be willing to pay upwards of $3000 for a 9/9 tier 3 armour set, you will make it your lifes ambition to get full tier 3 and rank 14, basically... you have just wasted your life.... Remeber, if you are to start playing, make sure, that under no circumstance, you play more than 3 hours a day\!

\<WoW player\>: ZOMG, i have just got level 70 on my human warrior and a flying netherdrake mount, including highest PvP rank and full teir 4 armour, i am the best player on world of warcraft realms \<normal guy\>: Do you even relise that it is all just code and none of it exists in real life? 7 million losers might play WoW, but 7 BILLION people play REAL LIFE\!\!\!

26. (World of Warcraft) (129↑, 65↓)
1. An online computer game in which you design your character [either from the horde or the alliance] then play to become level 60 which is the highest level. 2. An escape for most people from the toils of the real world offering them a sense of relaxation. 3. A friendship killer.

1. "Dude...I'm gonna go play some World of Warcraft\!" 2. "God I can't wait to get home from my shitty school and play some WoW." 3. "You never talk to me anymore because you are always on WoW." "I don't give a fuck woman\! Now stop bothering me while I am doing an instance\!

27. (world of warcraft) (290↑, 225↓)
a fun alternitive to life that will cause the fallowing fatness lazyness loss of girlfriend...ness your job and your comp. will eventualy brake and you will be to fat to get your lazy ass up and get it fixed short definition: the worlds largest dorito bag in the form of a disk

comp:logging into world of warcraft bill:yeah\! comp:internet not connected replug in cord to router bill: *recheches to plug* *cant reach so grabes dorito chip* *falls off chair*..............*eats dorito*

28. (world of warcraft) (99↑, 35↓)
The most addicting game ever created. 9 million active people is Blizzards currently standing achievement. But the side effects include: 1. Loss of fun 2. Loss of "cool" 3. Loss of girlfriend 4. Loss of love 5. Loss of life

The commonly held comversation in a World of Warcraft playing household: Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid Woman: Didn't you hear me? Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks Woman: What...? Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin Woman: Thats going too far.. Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny Woman: Were getting a divorce Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy *Front door slamming*

29. (world of warcraft) (343↑, 280↓)
A huge game that takes up all of your and all of your freinds time.

I lost my job, droped out of school became additec to painkillers, becuse of world of warcraft. I cant go to the movies because of WOW

30. (world of warcraft) (146↑, 85↓)
1. The most addicting MMO since Everquest. 2. My current addiction.

Why spend loads of cash on crack when you can waste it on world of warcraft? If MMOs were in High School, world of warcraft is the school's future homecoming king.

31. (World of Warcraft) (76↑, 16↓)
The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world. Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"

suicide, World of Warcraft, blizzard, world, WoW

32. (world of warcraft) (78↑, 21↓)
A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.

Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.

33. (World Of Warcraft) (88↑, 31↓)
The end of ones life.

Dude, you hear about Drew? He got World Of Warcraft. God rest his soul.

34. (world of warcraft) (106↑, 49↓)
An alternative to drugs.

Guy in rehab: I was addicted to coke man... *twitch* Girl in rehab: I... long time.... meth... *faints* Me: I was addicted to world of warcraft\! I played for 10 hours a day non-stop\! It really messed me up... *smiles*

35. (world of warcraft) (159↑, 104↓)
(WoW)A severe disease...symptoms include; irritability, lack of sleep, separation from others, weight loss/gain, and carpotunnel. If you may have world of warcraft... seek help immediatly.

Oh no...he got world of warcraft..."I wonder how long he has to live"

36. (World of Warcraft) (92↑, 45↓)
World of Warcraft. Noun. Tool for destroying your opposition.

Fred was making me look bad at work by working too hard and being entirely too successful for his own good, so I gave him a free copy of World of Warcraft and a six months subscription. Mwahahaha\!

Author: Getterix the Night Elf http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/2390222
37. (World of Warcraft) (147↑, 105↓)
World of warcraft is a good game but is very dangerous to your life. A game that will consume your life to no end. It will also, take away your family, and everything that you used to love in your life. You would rather stay at home sat,urday night raiding BlackWing Lair then go out with, your friends to smoke a bowl and get drunk as hell. DON'T EVER BUY IT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! World of Warcraft is a very addicting game. It has the shaman class, the paladin class, the hunter class and the rogue class+much more.

Hey Jimmy, You commin' to ted's party 2nite? He got a hold of some of the best weed around. We're totally gonna get baked as hell. Naw, I gotta help my guild down C'thun tonight on World of Warcraft, It's our first try tonight. Fuck you man ever since you got that game It's been consuming your life, I fucking hate you and also, Ashley told me to tell you she dumped you becuase you blew her off and you were supposed to have hawt sex with her. Oh well, I met this new chick on WoW, she probably isn't hawt but OMG she has a hunter with 5/8 Dragon stalkers and 3/8 Giant stalkers with both twin blades of hakkari with double +15 to agi enchants and Rhok'Delar. I don't understand a fucking word you say now'a'days, get off your fucking lazy ass and come party with us.

38. (world of warcraft) (116↑, 76↓)
A place where people with no lives pretend to have one.

I'm going to go play 'life'(world of warcraft)\!

39. (World of Warcraft) (44↑, 10↓)
An enormous black hole of time, money, and effort that sucks in everytyhing it can, but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.

-You know, I'd totally play World of Warcraft if it weren't so expensive. -You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.

Author: Nikandros, 76 Dwarf Hunter http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/3785084
40. (World of Warcraft) (79↑, 49↓)
A very popular MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) created by Blizzard Entertainment. Set in the same fictional universe as the company's 3 previous "WarCraft" games, the game follows a traditional MMORPG structure of level-based advancement, as well as encouraging in-game social interaction to accomplish team goals. The game worlds are separated by "servers", which are typically in reference to the computer server clusters that make up each game world. These are systems maintained by Blizzard Entertainment and are partially paid for by the player monthly subscription fee. Starting at level 1, the game is designed to quickly provide players with a set of small goals, thus familiarizing themselves with the game world. These goals, or "quests", are typically tasks provided by computer-generated "NPCs" or "Non-Player Characters" and typically involve fighting and defeating other NPC antagonists or collecting and delivering certain items. Through this progression players obtain new abilities and equipment, eventually teaming up with others to fight and defeat increasingly difficult encounters. The World of Warcraft game environment also allows players to engage and combat other players from the opposing "team" under certain rules and controlled circumstances depending on the type of ruleset the game server is running. This is referred to as "PVP" (Player Versus Player). There are currently 4 different types of game rulesets: 1) PVE: Player-Versus-Environment. PVP combat is purely consentual, requiring a player to either duel, enable pvp by typing in a command, or enter a pvp enabled battleground. 2) PVP: Player Versus Player. PVP combat is enabled in all but the starting areas of the game. 3) RP: Role-Playing. Ruleset is identical to PVE, but players are encouraged to "Role-play" their character, ideally removing modern and out-of-game references from in-game interaction. 4) RP-PVP: Role-Playing, Player Versus Player. Ruleset is identical to PVP, but with the same RP encouragement as an RP Environment. Resources: www.worldofwarcraft.com ; www.blizzard.com

"I used to play Ultima Online, EverQuest, and even Dark Age of Camelot... but I ended up sticking with World of Warcraft for the longest time simply because there's so much to do\!"

41. (World of Warcraft) (43↑, 16↓)
(n.) World of Warcraft (also known as WoW) A Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG)(MuhMORPuhGah). It was created by Blizzard Entertainment. In this game you play as a fictional character in an online fantasy universe where players compete to do quests and hang out with other players. WoW players often stick together and speak a strange language that can only be understood by other WoW players. The game derives its fun from the fact that it is a somewhat psycological game where the players set goals and compete against one another trying to be better than everyone else to get a sense of accomplishment. It is not truely fun though it only gives the illusion of fun, kindof like drugs. WoW should be avoided at all costs. It is an addiction that is hard to break. Seriously stay away from this game. Signs of the WoW infection: 1)Your soul was consumed by a demon from hell. 2)People do not understand you when you talk. 3)You have no personal hygiene 4)You have no friends/relationships outside of the internet 5)You have a dysfunctional family life all of a sudden 6)You're physically weaker and have no stamina. 7)You lose a set amount of money monthly If you have these symptoms than you have probably wasted a good part of your life pretending to be someone else on an online game also known as WoW. Also you are totally FUCKED\!

WoW Player: I am going to play World of Warcraft. Uninfected: OMG\! No\! Don't play that you'll have your soul sucked out and you will be nothing, but an empty shell of a human with no emotions. WoW Player: Thanks, you saved several wasted years of my life thanks\!

42. (World Of Warcraft) (31↑, 10↓)
A computer game with over 9 million players world wide. It's just a fuckin game and anyone who calls WoW players nerds is a wanker. Some people get addicted, some don't.

You know you play World of Warcraft too much when you eat at the same time as your character

43. (world of warcraft) (67↑, 47↓)
Jesus Christ, honestly, this game is perhaps the worst incarnation of addiction ever invented - unlike drugs, which affect you physically, you get high, this affects you mentally. You get hooked by getting a free demo, what the hell eh? it's only $2.00... Then you play... and you don't stop. It essentially awards you for running around in an imaginary world, whilst your addiction grows IRL \<- Wowspeak. You are engrossed with beating this thing. You are rewarded a piece code, are accepted by new friends (all addicts by the way) Oh and did I mention these rare items are rare - As in it's like gambling like a slot machine, you're playing for a chance to acquire a rare item in the game - which may or may not drop in a certain location. So essentially, every minute you waste is a a few cents given to Blizzard the Company. The addiction is hard to beat, because you become engrossed with trying to hit the level cap. It honestly takes 48 hours - 2 weeks of not playing to jump start you back into real life... You'll come to realize that in WOW you were essentially doing four things over and over, without ever really advancing. Buyer be ware, you will become addicted. NOTE: Methods for escaping addiction (A Guide from personal experience): 1. Run out of Money - but still can't get fix, you either do something desperate or illegal. If you still need fix go to private server. 2. Play until something breaks and stop. 3. Stop playing. Literally, you need 48 hours for the withdrawl to settle. Most WoW gamers lose touch base with their real life. And need to find it. Playing on a Private server will speed up the addiction process resulting in: - Finding out how quick the game can be - How useless it is/Monotonous. - Ultimately Saved Time (you level faster so instead of wasting a year to hit 60 you do it in a week.) Also I should mention, that the only people who don't bash WoW, you lay anti claims to those who are against WoW, are World of Warcraft Players themselves, and thus addicted. They cannot see what they are becoming, ignorant to everyone's help and what really is going on.

My friend had an 89 Average and was a shoe-in for an Ivy League University... He got World of Warcraft... He dropped out of applying, and lives at home with his parents. He has 5 Level 70's... HM: "What the hell do you guys do?" MW: "We play World of Warcraft, why what do you play?" HM: "I play a little thing called real life..." *MW and the WOW nerds watch, angered*

44. (world of warcraft) (76↑, 57↓)
you will only probably get addicted about the same chance as with alcohol, cigs, cocaine, crystal meth, food, or sleep its all good... blizzard got superduper loaded with cash because of that fifteen dollars a month thing... the best is the buying of the gold thing...

dude they should just make an injection where it feels like you have been playing world of warcraft for like five hours and you can experience life outside the room with the computer in it... that would kick ass... and be very expensive... OR crack in cd- rom form

45. (World of Warcraft) (220↑, 202↓)
The world explored from the [warcraft] series. One of the best games that will ever come to pass and grants all the graces of God. It kicks all other MMORpg's ass including, Dark Age of Camelot(Game sucks) and Everquest (Sucks also.)

I heard Jesus has the highest character on World of Warcraft

46. (World of Warcraft) (28↑, 12↓)
A mmorpg that weak minded people get addicted to and once addicted they will become a fat sociopath living in their mom's basement who piss in a cup and shit in a bucket, this is because they are unable to move due to them been consumed by the huge mass of body fat.

Addicted and Fat Wow Player: "Mom can you empty my cup and bucket for me?" Disappointed Mum: "You really should stop playing that game and get a life" Addicted and Fat Wow Player: "But World of Warcraft is my life" Disappointed Mum: (Sound of the house door slamming)

47. (World of Warcraft) (20↑, 4↓)
a place where no one has ever seen a girl and they all spell with extreme AIM abbreviations

WORLD OF WARCRAFT - \world\ of\ warcraftguy on WoW\world\ of\ warcraft ima gona head 2 goldshire now (he see's a girl night elf dancing) \world\ of\ warcraftguy on WoW whispers her\world\ of\ warcraft i bet ur totally a guy \world\ of\ warcraftgirl on WoW\world\ of\ warcraft umm, no im not... \world\ of\ warcraftguy on WoW\world\ of\ warcraft OMFG WUT? \@\#$%^$\@\!\@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot (lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times\!\!\!)

Author: someonewrotethisyeah. http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/4074388
48. (world of warcraft) (79↑, 63↓)
A computer game that substitutes real life for people who don't have one. Often leads to body odor, weight gain, and loss of social skills. Is often defended by players as a "complicated game that takes intelligence" when in fact any mentally handicapped person could probably figure it out. A virtual land which losers visit to find virtual friends and virtual dates, giving each other virtual kisses and flirting with virtual women, who are, in fact, probably 29-year-old gay mormon men.

"Hey I've become a World of Warcraft level 43 human paladine\! Now my girlfriend will think I am cool and won't mind that I have no money, gained 40 pounds, and haven't seen her in 3 weeks\!"

49. (World of warcraft) (22↑, 8↓)
World of Warcraft is THE most addicting game EVER, but doesn't completely take away your life until you start playing 5h+ a day. I personally have played it for over a year. When you first get WoW it seems really exciting, but as you continue pllaying I found it became quite tedious. I recently stopped playing. Last year I was a complete nerd, had no friends, yet managed acheiving high A's in all my subjects. I noticed when I stopped playing as much my social skills improved and I even got a bf, but i'm now failing 2 subjects(0.o) That said wow effects diff ppl in diff ways and you shouldn't go just on one person's expirience to decide if you want to play or not

Around the time I started playing, a man died for playing World of Warcraft for 72 hours strait without sleep, hydration, or nuetrition

50. (World of Warcraft) (23↑, 9↓)
Probably THE best MMORPG on the market today, and will continue to be for some time. It has a great combination of PVE/PVP content and is updated fairly consistently. The next expansion is due out (hopefully) sometime this year. The one killing flaw of this game, however, is the community; it's the reason nobody's bothered curing cancer. You will NEVER find a ruder, more condescending group of arrogant, elitist jackholes than in WoW, and on any WoW-related message boards in particular. You ask a simple question, and a dozen of them start blasting you for something completely unrelated, such as the quality of your gear. Of course that's assuming you even get a MEANINGFUL response from them to begin with. In-game is hit-or-miss, too. You'll find plenty of decent people that play casually most of the time, but other times you'll either have to deal with some pipsqueak 10-year-old with a microphone or one of the elitist jackholes above; both take the game WAY too seriously, and both will make you wish there were laws that keep these kinds of people from breeding.

You want an example? Go to the World of Warcraft boards at http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/child-forum.html?forumId=11119&sid=1 , pick a realm, and lurk around. You'll want to play some polish roulette immediately afterwards.

51. (World Of Warcraft) (26↑, 12↓)
Digital addiction to a [MMORPG], that of which drains your very [soul], bank acount and life.

Ghettos made [crack]. [Blizzard] made [World Of Warcraft]

52. (World of Warcraft) (19↑, 7↓)
The reason I'm still a [virgin].

In World of Warcraft, I'm a level 70 [Paladin].

53. (World of Warcraft) (23↑, 11↓)
A Way To Keep Your Childs virginity safe at 15 dollars a month

Mother:Why Is Cindy crying? Father: Timmy called and cancelled their date he must have World Of Warcraft

54. (world of warcraft) (24↑, 12↓)
Communism the MMORPG

Steve: Hey, Why is your loot better than mine when I play 8 hours a day, and you play only an hour a week? Bob: Because World of Warcraft rewards everyone\!

Author: Marc\world\ of\ warcraft\world\ of\ warcraft http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/2952428
55. (world of warcraft) (47↑, 35↓)
An awesome game that is fun to play and easy to learn. Also the one game you won't pwn your girlfriend at.

No matter how much you want your girlfriend to share your interests, don't show her world of warcraft. In a week she'll be lvl 70 and you'll be the one telling her to get off\!

56. (world of warcraft) (21↑, 10↓)
the most diabolically addictive game ever conceived crack in the form of a CD disc

world of warcraft requires a 5-year rehabilitation program to get rid of your addiction much different to runescape, wold of warcraft is actually good

57. (world of warcraft) (17↑, 7↓)
its an abstinence program

people that play world of warcraft have subscribed to the abstinence program

58. (World of Warcraft) (64↑, 54↓)
World of Warcraft (commonly known as WoW) is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG). It is Blizzard Entertainment's fourth game set in the fantasy Warcraft universe, which was first introduced by Warcraft: Orcs & Humans in 1994. World of Warcraft takes place within the world of Azeroth, four years after the events at the conclusion of Blizzard's previous release, Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. Blizzard Entertainment announced World of Warcraft on September 2, 2001. The game was released on November 23, 2004, celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Warcraft franchise. It is currently the world's largest MMORPG in terms of monthly subscribers. The first official expansion pack of the game, The Burning Crusade, was released on January 16, 2007. During the 2007 BlizzCon event, Blizzard announced a second expansion pack called Wrath of the Lich King on August 3, 2007. The release date of Wrath of the Lich King has not been announced. Unlike previous games in the Warcraft series, World of Warcraft is a MMORPG, not a real-time strategy game. As with other MMORPGs, people control a character avatar within a persistent game world, exploring the landscape, fighting monsters, performing quests, building skills, and interacting with NPCs, as well as other players. The game rewards success with in-game money, items, experience and reputation, all of which in turn allow players to improve their skill and power. Players can level up their characters from level one to level 60, level 70 if they have The Burning Crusade expansion. Upon release of the Wrath of the Lich King expansion, players will be able to attain level 80 after purchasing the expansion. In addition, players may opt to take part in battles against other players of an enemy faction, in PvP battlegrounds or in normal world zones subject to the rules in place on the particular server. Duels can also be fought between members of the same or opposing factions, although these do not provide tangible rewards. Many players also choose to join guilds. Short-term parties and raid groups can be formed to conduct raids against enemy territories and instances. There are two types of characters in the game: Player Characters (PCs, or simply "characters") and Non-Player Characters (NPCs). A Player Character is an avatar in the game environment that is controlled by a player, whilst Non-Player Characters are controlled by the game software and can only interact with PCs through scripted events or artificial intelligence (AI). There are three types of NPCs. Friendly NPCs cannot attack friendly characters and vice versa. Hostile NPCs are either of the opposing faction or are mobs (enemies controlled by AI) and will freely attack any PC with whom they are hostile. Neutral NPCs will only attack if provoked. Some NPC interaction is affected by the reputation a PC has with them. NPCs in major and minor cities can buy and sell merchandise, train class and profession skills, give quests and provide a large number of services that are needed in the game. While some will merely offer advice or further the story, others, such as city guards, patrol around set paths to keep cities defended against attacking PCs or hostile NPCs that may attempt to invade. When creating a character in World of Warcraft, the player can choose from ten different races in two factions: Alliance and Horde. Race determines the character's appearance, starting location, and initial skill set, called "racial traits". The Alliance currently consists of Humans, Night Elves, Dwarfs, Gnomes and Draenei. The Horde currently consists of Orcs, Tauren, Undead, Trolls and Blood Elves. Draenei and Blood Elf characters were introduced in The Burning Crusade, and require that expansion in order to be created. In addition to the ten playable races, there are many NPC races including (but not limited to) Goblins, Ogres, Murlocs, and Naga. The game has nine character classes that a player can choose from, though not all classes are available for each race. Each class has a set of unique abilities and talents. Abilities are general skills and spells available to the entire class, while talents allow players to specialize their character and further refine their role. Each class has a set of three talent trees. Depending on class, players may choose to build their character's talent trees for damage-dealing (also called damage-per-second, or DPS), healing, tanking, or a mix of these. Some classes, known as "hybrid classes," are able to perform different roles depending on a group's needs. ] The nine available classes in World of Warcraft are: Druid (Hybrid class) A nature-oriented class capable of fulfilling the role of damage-dealer, tank, or healer. The druid can shape-shift into many forms to increase its combat or movement abilities, including a bear (for tanking), a cat (for melee combat), a sea lion (for water travel), and a Cheetah for fast land travel. Through specialization of the character, a Moonkin form for improved magical damage dealing and a "Tree of Life" form for improved healing are also available. In humanoid form, the druid can cast a variety of healing or damaging spells. Hunter (Ranged damage class) A combination of a marksman/archer and animal specialist, the hunter specializes in ranged damage dealt by means of a bow, crossbow, or gun with the help of an animal pet. The hunter also employs a series of traps for damaging or disabling enemies. Mage (Spell damage class) The wizard-esque damage-dealer of World of Warcraft, the mage employs spells of the "arcane", fire, and frost elements. They have minimal armor. Mages can also conjure food and water to replenish group members, and teleport themselves and others to most major cities. Paladin (Hybrid class) A heavily armored holy warrior. Like druids, paladins can specialize to fulfill each of the three major roles in World of Warcraft. (See also: Paladin (character class).) Priest (Healer/Spell damage class) A lightly armored class that can protect and heal allies (with "Holy" spells) or bring harm to enemies (with "Shadow" spells). Rogue (Melee damage class) A shadowy assassin that can "stealth" to avoid being seen by enemies (providing near-invisibility). The rogue deals damage by dual-wielding small mêlée weapons, and also provides traditional thief skills like lock-picking, pickpocketing, and poisoning. Shaman (Hybrid class) Unlike other hybrid classes (paladins and druids), the totem-wielding shaman's tanking abilities are quite limited. However, they can specialize to become effective healers, or damage dealers using either mêlée weapons or spells. Warlock (Spell damage class) A sinister combination of the mage and the hunter, the warlock deals magical damage like a mage, but also has demonic "pets" (called minions) like hunters. Depending on their specialization, the warlock's damaging spells can come chiefly in the form of "damage over time" spells that, after being placed on an enemy, slowly deal damage, or in the form of direct damage spells that deal damage all at once, as those of a mage or shaman do. Warrior (Tank/melee damage class) A heavily armored class, the warrior is a general mêlée fighter who can wield any non-magical weapon in the game. The Paladin class was previously only available to the Alliance, and the Shaman only available to the Horde. Now, with the release of The Burning Crusade, the Draenei (Alliance) are able to be shamans and the Blood Elves (Horde) are able to be paladins, removing the previous faction exclusivity. In the Wrath of the Lich King expansion, a tenth class known as the Death Knight will be added, which will also be the game's first Hero class. Items and equipment Player characters can acquire various items in the game. Items can vary from resources such as herbs or raw ores to items to be retrieved for quests. Player characters can also equip different weapons and armor, either to customize their character or to improve abilities (such as better attack or defense skills). Item rarity is classified by the color of the item name: grey denoting "poor", white for"common", green for "uncommon", blue for "rare", purple for "epic" and orange for "legendary". A mount refers to an item or spell that, when activated, summons an animal or machine for the character to ride upon. Characters of certain levels and skill ability can acquire these mounts in order to increase their movement speed on land. Mounts can be acquired via reputation with certain factions, completion of quests, through special items produced via professions, or as very rare loot drops obtained by defeating bosses in instances. In the expansion pack The Burning Crusade, the ability to purchase or acquire flying mounts became available in the expansion areas. Each playable race enjoys a certain mount type strongly associated with their race. Trolls have access to raptors, Tauren ride kodos, Undead have skeletal steeds, Orcs ride Wolves, Night Elves ride Saber Cats of all kinds, Humans ride horses, Dwarves ride rams, and Gnomes enjoy a mechanical ostrich donned the Mechanostrider. With the release of The Burning Crusade, the Blood Elves acquired a large bird, the Hawkstrider, and the Draenei gained the Elekks (Elephant-like mammals). During the course of playing the game, players may choose to develop side skills for their character(s). These non-combat skills are called professions. Professions are divided into two categories, primary and secondary. Primary professions are skills related to the creation and enhancement of weapons and armor, and can be subdivided into gathering and crafting professions. The gathering professions in WoW are Herbalism, Mining, and Skinning. Crafting professions include Blacksmithing, Leatherworking, Tailoring, Alchemy, Engineering, Enchanting, Jewelcrafting (added in The Burning Crusade expansion), and Inscription (to be added in the Wrath of the Lich King expansion). Crafting professions also have specialization categories that when trained, allow for more diverse items to be created, depending on the character's direction in the game. There is also the Enchanting profession, which allows a character to enchant weapons and armor, and also disenchant magical items in his or her possession. A character is limited to two primary professions. Secondary professions are skills that serve to enhance the player's experience and self-sufficiency. The secondary professions are First Aid, Cooking and Fishing. Characters can learn all three secondary professions. The Rogue class has two unique secondary professions: Poisons and Lock Picking. Upon defeating another player of the opposite faction in player versus player (PvP) combat the victor earns "Honor Points". Some servers allow for unrestricted PvP in most areas of the game, while others restrict this so-called "world PvP" to voluntary action only. All players also may choose to participate in the Battlegrounds - areas designed for multiplayer combat. In addition to honor points, a loss in a battleground awards the losing team 1 "mark of honor", while a victory awards the winning team 3. Honor Points and marks may be spent as currency to purchase various rewards like armor, weapons and mounts. Prior to patch 2.0.1, significant PvP achievements would allow charcters to display various titles. After the patch new titles are no longer available, however previously earned titles can still be displayed. The Arenas, added in The Burning Crusade, offer gladiator-like combat in a World of Warcraft setting. The Arenas have a separate system from the Battlegrounds. Instead of honor, the Arenas give "Arena Points" which can be spent to purchase items in a manner similar to Honor Points. Only level 70 players can participate in rated arena matches. Lower level players can participate in pratice arena matches, or "skirmishes", but no arena points are awarded. The Arena system is broken into seasons. At the end of each season the best Arena teams in each category (2 versus 2, 3 versus 3 and 5 versus 5) are rewarded with titles. From highest to lowest these ranks are Gladiator, Duelist, Rival and Challenger. The current virtual world consists of two planets, Azeroth and Draenor (also known as "Outland"). Azeroth consists of two main continents, the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor. Located to the northwest of Kalimdor are the Azuremyst and Bloodmyst Isles, and Teldrassil. Kalimdor contains the starting areas for the Orc, Troll, and Tauren races of the Horde. The Night Elves and Draenei of the Alliance both begin in areas off the coast of Kalimdor (Teldrassil and Azuremyst and Bloodmyst Isles respectively). The Night Elves have the capability to move to the mainland fairly early as well. The Eastern Kingdoms contain the beginning areas for the Undead and Blood Elves of the Horde, as well as the Humans, Dwarves and Gnomes of the Alliance. Draenor, added with the release of The Burning Crusade, is only accessible to those who have purchased and activated the expansion pack. It is reached through the Dark Portal in the south of the Eastern Kingdoms or through in-game teleportation. Draenor was the original home of the Orcs and was also inhabited by the Draenei for over 200 years. The Wrath of the Lich King expansion will add the continent of Northrend in the northern region of Azeroth and will be available exclusively to those players who purchase and activate that expansion pack. In an effort to further players' enjoyment and create common goals for large groups to accomplish, game developers added World Events into the game. The first world events were outdoor raid bosses that could be challenged without entering an instance. These bosses were the blue dragon Azuregos of Azshara and the Burning Legion demon Lord Kazzak in the Blasted Lands. These were followed by four green dragons corrupted by the "Emerald Nightmare." In addition, certain areas of Azeroth experience an "elemental invasion" where waves of elemental-class monsters will run rampant for a time or until they are destroyed. Blizzard has also implemented holiday content. Valentine's Day, Easter, Independence Day, Oktoberfest, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, as well as New Year's and its lunar counterpart all have their Warcraft-themed counterparts. During these week-long events players partake in holiday-themed quests usually involving humorous references to real-world pop culture surrounding the holiday. For example, one of the Winter's Veil (Christmas) quests involves fighting a creature known as the Greench (a parody of the Grinch) and rescuing a kidnapped reindeer named Metzen (styled after lead designer, Chris Metzen). Some world events are designed to repeat themselves on a regular basis such as the Darkmoon Faire. Others have been a one-time event that marked a large change in the in-game world like the opening of the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj, the Scourge Invasion and the opening of the Dark Portal which signaled the beginning of The Burning Crusade expansion, along with other less notable events. As you can see, Blizzard has put alot into this game. Unfortunately, most people see it as a pathetic life sucking pastime for nerds and losers. The way I see it is, I can entertain myself for $15 a month. As far as entertaining yourself today goes, thats pretty damn cheap. I enjoy the game and hopefully others who read this do to.

I played World of Warcraft for 2 weeks straight and I died from not taking a crap\!

Author: Hawkmace ( my WoW character) http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/2999143
59. (World of Warcraft) (14↑, 5↓)
World of Warcraft is a dangerously addictive drug, possibly more addictive than nicotine. It alters your senses and your view of reality to the point where you no longer care about real life, not even enough to seek help. Infact, it makes you think you are someone else entirely. Like all drugs, World of Warcraft (know as WoW amongst dealers and users) is used in secret and abusers will never tell anyone they use it, except other users. The plus side to 'WoW' is, although it is increbibly addictive and dangerous for your health....it will give you the longest, most epically enjoyable trip you will ever experience.

Bob: It's been a hard day at the office...I can't wait to unwind, enjoy a nice bath, eat some hot food and take some World of Warcraft\!

60. (World of Warcraft) (17↑, 8↓)
A pretty cool game that's gotten a bad rap because some r-tards say that WoW ruined their life. It's not an addiction if you can manage without it. Just playing all the time doesn't make it an addiction. Like football, but no one says that's an addiction.

Fatass who gets media attention: World of Warcraft made meh phat\! Normal player who doesn't: Hell yeah I play WoW\! It's a pretty cool game. Heavy player: I play WoW around 4 hours a day, but I still have a job and RL friends.

Author: Twentilla, Lord of Awesome http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/3257593
61. (World Of Warcraft) (18↑, 9↓)
To learn addiction, to lose the meaning of life, gives you an anti-tan, the 10 day trial is a scam (it turns into at least a 10 month addiction)...

"Who needs a Ring of Marriage when you got Ring of Lethality" "Wifes can be like rogues, go behind your back and screw other people" "If only life was as simple as World of Warcraft, Example: Wife tells you she's pregnant , *POPS VANISH*

62. (World of Warcraft) (9↑, 1↓)
An incredibly addictive game which sucks you in, consumes your soul, and becomes your life. You play as Dwarves, Gnomes, Humans, Night Elves, Draenei, Orcs, Tauren, Trolls, Undead and Blood Elves as you are vexed by its unbelievable addiction power. The side effect of this is that you will forget all about the outside world for roughly 43 years, be isolated from your friends (your so-called "friends" will abandon you to have a good life), and you will not notice as people walk in your house taking away the couch and television as you click away at the mouse.

Guy-"Hey, Jason\! Let's play basketball\!" Jason (staring at screen)-"..." Guy-"Uh... Jason?" Jason (continuing to stare at screen)-"..." Guy (stern)-"Are you playing World of Warcraft again?" Jason (does not move as neighbors walk in and take away his television and couch)-"..."

63. (world of warcraft) (26↑, 18↓)
A terrorist recruitment agency.

A typical World of warcraft recruiting technique. [Beardman]says: Wanna join the Al-Qaeda guild? You get free chemical supplies from your local bunnings warehouse. [Childfour]says: Sure\! sign me up\! [Local defence.3] Goldshire is under attack\!\!\!

64. (world of warcraft) (26↑, 18↓)
alright enough of all this bullshit. your all crazy. WoW is addictive yes, but you guys who are like "oh its for fas with no life" are being hippocritical because YOUR the one with no life, because you actually took the time to look all of this up, and post on your phonie bolognie assed shit\! alright? im not going to give that "oh im a WoW player, but i still have a life" crap. I play the game a lot, and im not failing all of my courses, im not doing as good as i could be, but that is not necessarily cause of WoW

"oh your a looser cause you play world of warcraft" "really? your the one who took the time out of your day to say that to me, you fool"

65. (World of Warcraft) (11↑, 4↓)
World of Warcraft is a place in the bedroom where two partners get together and play dungeons and dragons and later have raging sex with each other all night with lots of swords and dragons and other things ;)

Last night me and my wife did the World of Warcraft\!\!\!\!

66. (world of warcraft) (22↑, 15↓)
A game that sucks your soul\! Should be played with EXTREME COUTION\! Though the game is fun it is easy to get sucked in. Time in the World of Warcraft passes much faster then in real life, so what in real life is three hours in game it only seems like 30 minutes. DO NOT EXCEDE MORE THEN 5 HOURS OF PLAY TIME A DAY or life will pass you up\! Please listen to me on this I know it took the realization that i had no life to pull away from this game\!

\<addicted World of Warcraft player\> ZOMG im soooo tired but i got to hot level 58 so i can go to out land\! \<normal player\> dude u have been up for 18 hours strait get some damn sleep\! ur guna start hallucinating.

67. (World of Warcraft) (6↑, 0↓)
A Safe alternative to women

I could of banged the chick, but i decided to go play 4 straight days of World of Warcraft

68. (world of warcraft) (22↑, 16↓)
Not as addicting as you might think. WoW addiction comes about when one plays WoW to fill a void elsewhere in one's life. Otherwise it's a fun game, very boring when played alone but fun and gratifying in a group.

I played world of warcraft seven hours a day when my boyfriend and I were fighting. Now we've made up and I haven't played in two weeks.

69. (World of Warcraft) (6↑, 1↓)
Addiction (a-dick-shun). When playing it is the meaning of life to the player. Players play constantly to become the ultimate WoW player. AKA LEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS

I have no life, have to play World of Warcraft.

70. (World of Warcraft) (10↑, 5↓)
A game played by gimps who don't know how to get on a UO freeshard. Full of unoriginal features and pointless grinding until you reach your level cap, at which point you hit a total plateau and have nothing left to do except; A) gank newbies or B) start another character and grind your way through it yet again.

World of Warcraft was made by sticking chunks of fail together with nails made of shit.

71. (World of Warcraft) (7↑, 2↓)
A second job you pay for.

Normal Person: Hey man, I'm going to go apply for a job and hopefully raise enough money to go on a date with my girlfriend. Need anything while I'm out? World of Warcraft Addict: Yeah, pick up some more hot pockets and mountain dew. I need some fuel for this raid I'm about to go on. Normal Person: Will do. By the way, are you SURE you don't want to come with? I'll put in a good word for you. Maybe we could work together. WoW Addict: Not now, I'm buffing my party members. Normal Person: Alright... how about that jog I was planning for next week? Want to join me? WoW Addict: What was that? Sorry, I really gotta focus here. Normal Person: I'll just head out then... *normal person steps out, leaving the WoW addict in the dark. alone.*

Author: SUPER MECHA CHRIST 2.0 BETA http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/4211529
72. (World of Warcraft) (17↑, 12↓)
'Kay, all of you saying that this game makes you fat and ugly and unwashed and all that shit need to just shut the fuck up. Honestly. World of Warcraft is a MMORPG by Blizzard. They say you can play casually and still level nicely but personally I believe that's bull shit, I've been playing since January, it's now July, and I've only gotten to level 54 of 70. ...of course, I'm really slow at it. But hell. This is a very addictive game which, in my opinion, actually HELPS build social skills, because if you want to increase the levels, you have to cooperate with other players. Therein lies the incentive. And who the blue bloody fuck said making friends there is a bad thing? Some of my best friends are people I can only see there---NOT because I'm dirty or nasty or stupid, but because I'm not yet old enough to go see them and they live in other states. Don't be a dumbfuck. If you want to play, just try the damn thing, and fuck what everyone here says. Including me. What gives you the impression I know what I'm talking about?

"Congratulations\! You just ran 20 miles really fast in the wrong fucking direction\! You've made level 70 in World of Warcraft\! Have a god damn cookie\!"

73. (World of Warcraft) (4↑, 0↓)
An abomination of a game, masquerading as an MMORPG. Responsible for the demise of compelling, rewarding game experiences found in real MMORPGs (UO, EQ, AC, DAoC, AO, etc...) prior to its release. Best reserved for use as a Pejorative...

This game is mediocre, but hey, at least it's no World of Warcraft.

74. (World of Warcraft) (5↑, 1↓)
A secondary life for those whos lives suck to much. Players are usually at the sad, rock bottom of the social scale

World of Warcraft is used by many as an alternative to having friends, a job, a car, a girlfriend, or just a life in general.

75. (World of Warcraft) (21↑, 17↓)
the worst game in the world. it is known for being more addictive than heroin. and it sucks in many people from all cliques, ages, and races. it pulls them away from social lives, except trading stories with other WoW players. it is also the reason that many college students drop out, or high school students fail classes. also, it is a sad waste of many to have to play a game every single month. it is also the reason many virgins stay virgins. for any mother reading this: it is one of the best forms of birth control. =]

hot girl: Hey, do you wanna go out some time? gamer: Go away\! I'm playing World of Warcraft\! gamers girlfriend: wanna make out? gamer: shut up\! im playing wow\! girlfriend: wanna have sex? gamer: no\! shut the fuck up\! im playing wow\!

76. (world of warcraft) (7↑, 3↓)
a game for idiots, often called midget or kyle. for those who drop out of school because they are addicted and find girlfriends on there and "fall in love"

midget: "Arukia i love you, don't go ahead without me i'll protect you\!" me: "dude get the fuck off world of warcraft\! you're a loser\!"

77. (World of Warcraft) (4↑, 1↓)
A game that is fun as hell. Then you have all these faggot nerds and internet tough guys who write about how addictive the game is and how you'll leave your girlfriend. If you leave your gf for this game, you have the willpower of a fucking piece of grass. If you lose your friends because of this game, you also have a willpower equivalent to a piece of grass. Stop bitching and moaning about this fun game, just play it. It's not that addicting and you don't have to play 24/7/365 to get far in it. Just be in a guild full of people that know what they're doing. Peace.

dumbass: "herp derp world of warcraft is 4 lozers u nevr get lade hahah fagot go outside" me: "I can say that I've gotten more pussy than you'll ever get. Also, l2 english. thanks."

78. (world of warcraft) (14↑, 11↓)
A computer game that losers play instead of doing normal stuff such as having sex.

Normal Man: "Hey, Alex, you wanna go look for some sex or live like normal humans?" WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat." Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser\!" WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"

79. (World of Warcraft) (7↑, 4↓)
A game played by complete nerds ranging from the age of 9 to 40. It takes up about 12 hours of their day, and if they had spent that time working, they could finance a small house.

Ex: "Hey Johnny, want to come play baseball instead of World of Warcraft?" "No, I'm in a 40 man raid."

80. (world of warcraft) (11↑, 8↓)
A highly addictive MMORPG, many get adicted to. 'There is no such thing as 'real life' there is only 'AFK'

mum plz. plz dont take the internet away, world of warcraft is god. i'll only play for 7 hours a night i promise

81. (World of warcraft) (13↑, 10↓)
A Faggy game that smelly 35 year old play in there Mom's basment.

World of warcraft is a huge waste of time.

82. (World of Warcraft) (2↑, 0↓)
alternative to house wives, guitars, cars, rockstarism, methamphetimine, talk, waffles, cannibalism, rotten.com, reallife crowdcontrol, seritonin, the simpsons, sex, and the sun.

Jossef: Im not sure Johnathan, world of warcraft makes me more horney than my wife and the girls there can resist taking off there cloths for me Jossef: it was like everything I have done in my life led to this all inspiring hammer of wrath on this lvl 80 rogue that tried me

83. (world of warcraft) (4↑, 2↓)
its a addicting game that took a couple of my good friends its the devil and it take peoples souls

tom- hey brendan wanna play some road hockey brandon- no thanks i wanna play world of warcraft i just got it 3 months later tom- brandon i havent seen you at school what happened brandon- W.O.W i have 2 lvl 80s W.0.W = GAY

84. (World of Warcraft) (5↑, 3↓)
An MMORPG Game and one of the leading one in the business.It's also why you will never get a girlfriend.

Guy 1 : Hey n00b I just owned you on World of Warcraft with my lvl 40 mage\! I'm so cool\! Guy 2 : Ok, I'm going to go bang my girlfriend, see ya.

85. (World Of Warcraft) (1↑, 0↓)
A very good game made by the richest company in the world, but can be addicting only if you let it take over your life. It's cool to play for 5-6 hours on the weekend only when you don't have anything that needs done. Other than that on the week days you shouldn't be on it more than 2.

Me: Let's go do some motocross Addicted Friend: Nah, My guild wants to do raids all day. Me: But it's Friday afternoon don't you want to wait til night? Addicted Friend: Nah, fuck off I want my epic bow to poon everyone with lmao. That's the level you don't want to play World of Warcraft at no puns intended....allthough I did raid with him earlier that day.

86. (World of Warcraft) (1↑, 0↓)
A game that shitloads of people play, occasionally normal people play this game, you wouldnt notice. But there is an enormous amount of players who troll and express themselves as superior to others, they spend their whole life playing the game trying to complete every quest and beat every other player. These people have social problems so they retreat to an alternative world where they can try to be better. There are also hypocrites who say world of warcraft is gay and lame but then they decide to play the game---\> Fucken Ironic cunts. Majority of WoW players, you couldnt care less about what they do, its the faggot hardcore ones who think they are cool that pisses me off

WoW Player: Oh my gosh like you are the biggest noob Rogue ever, level 5 dagger of Udrun, thats a shit artifact you noob, and you have the worst mount that cant even fly hahaha, please you are below me, im am too pro. Random Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NERD TROLL Guy getting bullied goes home and logs onto WoW and starts trolling people releasing his anger WoW player 1: I play World of Warcraft Friend: ok, cool WoW player 2: please, i bet you are noob WoW player 1: shut the fuck up you faggot

87. (World of Warcraft) (4↑, 3↓)
A game developed by Blizzard entertainment. Contrary to popular belief, it is not that addictive. Unless you are very shy or you have LOTS of time to kill and spend most of it playing World of Warcraft. AND IT DOESN'T CAUSE FATNESS, ACNE AND STUFF LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT. (If you are a WoW player, im sure most of the posts here insulting WoW and its players ate CoD: MW2 fan boys. ignore them.) Again, unlike popular belief, many WoW players have a wife, family, friends, in good fitness, and jobs. Its just that fanboys of other games probably just want to make fun of something because they are bored, or like insulting people who have a real life. Unlike them. A friend of mine in my guild became a parent 2 months ago, and even sent us pictures of the baby. Most people only play WoW during their free time.

Fanboy: YEA ALL OF U WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAGS CAN NOW CURRENTLY STOP LIVING IN YA MOMS BASEMENT. GET A LIFE, A GIRLFRIEND, A FAMILY OF YOUR OWN AND A LIFE NOW. AND THE START PLAYING SOME (fanboy plagued game here), FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ. WoW player: Dude. Seriously. WTF. most WoW players do have a life, you know. I only play this game during my freetime, while im not working as a paramedic. Me and my wife currently do lead a happy life, and she is 4 months pregnant with our first baby. Fanboy: YEAAAAAA STOP LYING FAG. GO GET A LIFE. STOP LIVING IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT. I GOTZ A LIFE, LIKE YOU. AND I GOT A JOB AT MCDONALDS, NOT LIKE YOU. WoW player: You know what? Im tired of trying to show fanboys how WoW players actually have a life. See ya.

88. (world of warcraft) (1↑, 0↓)
A psychological torture chamber, designed to drain you of money, time and life.

Girlfriend: Hey honey. I'm taking off all my clothes... Let's have sex. Boyfriend: Not now\! My Palidin has almost leveled up. Just... need... to... complete.. a... few... more... quests... Girlfriend: I'm leaving you. I hope you and world of warcraft will be very happy together. *slams door* Boyfriend: Did you say some... Omw, Troll Priest.... DIE\!\!\!

89. (World of Warcraft) (10↑, 9↓)
The best contraception ever invented.

Hi my name is Leeroy jenkins and i chopped off my penis due to lack of use.....what's your game? Try World of Warcraft free at: www.IS-YOUR-VIRGINIY-REALLY-WORTH-8.99-A-MONTH?.com

90. (world of warcraft) (1↑, 1↓)
An ingenious program designed by Blizzard created to keep people from doing imprtant things in life, like eating, sleeping, and going to work. They do this in hope of killing all of the subscribers, while being paid to do so. This will provide many job openings and prevent the creation of [babies]. With less people in the world less oil, electricity, and water will be needed. Thats when Blizzard invades [Canada]. As we all know is the most powerful country on this planet. with control of Canada they will continue to seize the rest of [North America]. They shall then use Canadas many [Nuclear Warheads] to slowly but surley bomb the rest of the world. They shall now enslave the rest of the world. All because of the wonderful game called WoW.

WoW player- "Hey, ever thought of playing World of Warcraft?" Reader of this definition- "......... I'd rather not..."

91. (World of Warcraft) (0↑, 0↓)
A place where if you don't have over 5.5 gearscore you don't get to go into any raids, and if you aren't a tank, you don't get into any random dungeons. And a place where people QQ.

LF1M range dps, Icc25, Shaman needed(BL), 5.5gs + pst with achieve. Trade Chat: WTS Random H's 50g per person. Only World of Warcraft players would get this.

92. (World of Warcraft) (2↑, 2↓)
World of Warcraft™ is a Mmorpg (massive multiplayer online role playing game) created by Blizzard inc. it's based on the Warcraft universe and have similar lore (Story) behind it. By those who don't play it, it is known as a Social life killer that only nerds play. Those who play it mostly thinks it's a great way to socialize with even more people then you could outside the game. This game have over 11 million active accounts\! Those who used to play and quit, calls it boring and stupid, and often refers to "vanilla" as being much better. in some cases they reject it completly and make fun of people playing it, just to come back and get popular with those who haven't played it at all.

"Blizzard Destroyed World of warcraft, i want vanilla wow back it was actually hard to get gear then....."

93. (World of Warcraft) (5↑, 5↓)
A quite addictive yet fun game to play. millions of quests, monsters, players, and endless amounts of fun. with the expansion packs included, the highest level is 80. Cataclsym, the upcoming expansion, will let you get to 85, adding new quests, areas to explore, monsters to defeat, armor, tier sets, and 2 new races to play; worgen and goblin. also, check out Blizzard entertainments new games coming up such as starcraft 2 and diablo 3. i recommend WoW to anyone who likes a good mmorpg. just be careful, assholes are common on this game.

Guy 1: I just got [World of Warcraft]\!\! Guy 2: Sweet\! can I come over and play it with you? Guy 1: Fuck off, fag.

94. (world of warcraft) (5↑, 5↓)
Imagine being addicted to crack, cocaine, meth and LSD at the same time. Warcrack is 100 times as bad as all those together. Instead of getting addicted physically, you get mentally.There is no known cure so far and no vaccine. Though there are rumors Blizzard is hiding one to give to addicted people to stop them from going on a rampage when the game stops being profitable and they stop creating new expansions.That is.....never?

new world of warcraft player:damn don't you guys have a life? old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life\!

95. (World of Warcraft) (4↑, 4↓)
yet another game where more men play than women and the men that do play, use female avatars and often confuse other players with genders.

World of Warcraft player 1: "Hey, you're a good lookin priest, nice dress." WoW Player 2: "Thanks, it matches my hair and tatooes." WoW Player 1: "So hey, wanna go get killed in Naxx?" WoW player 2: "Na, I can't. My girlfriend's commin over for a movie." WoW player 1: "wait.....so you're a dude? Playing a chick toon?"

96. (World of Warcraft) (9↑, 9↓)
The best game ever invented for guys to constantly spam the Trade channel in search of a mate (via a female "WTF IS A FEMALE OMGCYBERMEYAY\!) and get the occasional Night Elf girl (really a half-naked hairy 20-30 yr old dude) offering to cyber... This game is heaven\!\!\!

Logged on to server. Joining World of Warcraft Chat channels... /2 [Trade] [Cybermeyay]: LF Girl, PST, must really be a girl\! /2 [Trade] [lolfuxed]: Hey, wanna meet on myspace? /2 [Trade] [Cybermeyay]: score\! omgomggirlgirlkthx /2 [Trade] [lolfuxed]: ... ? wanna' see my NE dance baby? [I've got a mage on Azgalor\! Name's Gematria, omgpstme\!]

97. (world of warcraft) (22↑, 22↓)
A highly addictive computer game that can ruin your life, but only if you are an emo kid who doesn't know how to multitask.

World of Warcraft ruined your relationship? My girlfriend blows me while I play WoW on the toilet eatting an Ultimate Cheeseburger combo. You just need to learn how to talk to people.

98. (world of warcraft) (13↑, 13↓)
Possibly one of the greatest MMORPG's to be released. Very casual-gamer friendly, and a great community. Each class has different attirbutes: -Rogues may stealth and deal massive damage from close range. Cloth/Leather-wearer -Mages are a high burst-damage dealer from far away with good crowd control abilities. Cloth wearer -Warriors are a staple class available to any and all races. Able to take massive damage and draw enemy aggro to them. All types of armour and all weapons can be used by the Warrior. -Priests are primary healers and can ALWAYS get a group. By specing in the Shadow talent tree they become excellent damage dealers but are very fragile. Cloth-wearer -Paladins area hybrid Alliance-only class combining elements of the Warrior and a weak Priest. They are popularly supposed to have 3 lives due to their many Shield spells. They get a free mount but have higher training costs than other classes. Can wear all types of armour. -Shamen are the Horde's hybrid class with more of a focus on spell-casting than melee damage. Many see them as overpowered, as they can melee and cast well, as well as heal. Uses totems to boost their power and support groups. Cloth/Leather/Mail-wearer. -Hunters are the only class with an auto-shoot feature, relying on their special abilities, utilised through their ranged weapons, to win the fight. They also get pets (a tamed Beast-class mob) and traps (Freezing, Immolation and Explosion). They are able to kite the enemy very effectively. Cloth/Leather/Mail wearers. -Warlocks are the 'evil' spell-casters of the Warcraft world, able to summon demons to help them in combat - a good thing as they are very fragile. Unlike the Mage, 'Locks rely on damage over time spells (DoTs) to help them win fights, and thanks to talents very rarely run out of mana. Their pets range from the Imp (a glass cannon), to the Voidwalker (able to take and maintain aggro) to the Infernal (of WCIII fame). They get a free mount but training costs are higher. Cloth wearers. -Druids are only available to 2 races; Tauren and Night Elves. Communing with nature, the Druids are able to change their shape to suit their situation. They gain a Bear form (later Dire Bear) to tank in, a Cat form to deal damage and stealth, an Aquatic form to breathe underwater and move faster, and a Travel Form allowing a 40% speed increase. Cloth/Leather wearers.

Rogues are master gankers\! Half the player base has at least 1 Rogue character\!

99. (World of Warcraft) (125↑, 125↓)
An absolutly amazing game the kicks major ass. As a result it is extremely addicting. Oh, and the people who play this game aren't necessarily losers. My friends and I play because school is annoying and easy. If you think I have no life then listen to this. I play four sports; Soccer, Baseball, Football, and I Fence. I also play two musical instuments. So those of you dickwads that think Word of Warcraft players are all losers, think again\!

WoW is a great game\! Its a great escape from the everyday grind\!

Author: Salgul, Lvl. 28 Undead Mage, Crushridge Server http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/1150783
100. (World of Warcraft) (3↑, 4↓)
The first computer game to ever have a rehab.

Normal person: "Hey Timmy, wanna play basketball?" WoW Nerd (Timmy) : "NO\! I'd rather sit in a room all day and do quests, then to ever go outside in the daylight and shoot a ball in a hoop\!" *normal person closes door* Normal person: " Damn, that bitch needs to go World of Warcraft rehab." Normal person 2: "Fuck yeah he does."

101. (World of Warcraft) (9↑, 10↓)
World of Warcraft or WoW. Is a highly popular and addictive MMORPG(massave multiplayer online roll playing game)your choice of races and classes include for the aliance: Humans,Night elves, Dwarfs, Gnomes, and Draenei. for the horde: Undead, troll, Taurin, Bloodelf, Orc. Classes include: Shammains,Rogues,Mages, Warriors, Palladians,Priests, Warlocks,Druids. for $15.00 a month or so you can spend as much time on and number of servers "realms", charactors or "toons" It can be a very social game with all the chats avalible /say /yell /local /local defence /trade /guild /party /whisper ect.. Its easy to spend too much of your time on here because the game N E V E R FUCKING ENDS there are countless things to waste your time doing,from raiding (large amount of peole grouping up to take on a common monstar or group of) with fourty-ten other players to instance be it heroic (harder than normal with improved lootz) or regular with five other people, to fighting Player vs Player (pvp) in from ten vs ten battlegrounds (bgs) to the largest at the moment of thirty nine vs thirty nine to earn honor and token for the respected "bg" you partake in, increasing your reputaion with the meny factions, the higher the rep. the better rewards avalible to you. Increasing your professions from which you can choose two:enchanting,tailoring,blacksmithing, mining ,engineering,jewelcrafting,skinning, leatherworking,herbilisem,alcamy plus the basics that everyone can learn in addiation to the list above.firstaid,fishing,cooking. or when all else fails spamming trade chat till you troll someone into arguing with you over what class is better.

1) I used to be a heroin addict but I gave it up to play World of Warcraft full time. 2) random gamer:/tradechat: Yay woooot lvl 70 beoch\! WoW lifer:/tradechat: STFU NOOB talk to me when you have 6 lvl 70s all with epic flight and full t6. 3)I lost my wife she took all three of my kids with her to her moms im 50k in debt from ordering take out and porno ppv my hands are like claws from holding the mouse and my acorn sized penis for weeks at a time, i think i shit my pants yesterday but im going to wait till after we run kara tomarrow to check.. 4) three year old: "mommy/daddy im hungry can i eat today? wow addict:ya when are you going to be able to get your own food noob im trying to find these motes of air in these gas clouds..IF I MISS ONE CAUSE YOU HAVENT EATTEN IN THREE DAYS... IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS\!" OWNED\>\>PAWN3D

Author: Teetymilk:Female Tauren Druid http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/3317454
102. (World Of Warcraft) (13↑, 14↓)
Crack in a colorful box. A game used to disrupt the minds of children and adults alike. It also makes people become total deusches with no lives

"Jeff you wanna play football?" no im to busy being a deusche on world of warcraft\!"

103. (World Of Warcraft) (6↑, 7↓)
A game to make me stop having any thoughts of Morrowind. Also- A good way to make me feel special in which YOU CAN TURN INTO A FREAKING BEAR.

A game in which the player may not go outside for weeks at a time, even if they are a chick, (as the writer of this example is) all Normal social interactions (That I am assuming you've had) wear away, and you become frustrated by a Hermit named Abercrombie who wants waaaaayyy too many things from the graveyard that he lives in. For some, (Such as this writer) you may become addicted to it in mental, and physical ways, unable to concentrate in school, at home, or at work (If You have a job) due to the searing pain of not having access to your World of Warcraft. You may become easily distracted when people say simple phrases, and be led into other internet terms that will confuse others. Such as, "I wanna borrow that" "Top\! I wanna borrow that top." And then realizing that you are not with a fellow internet addict, being embarrased, and walking away. And furthermore realising that you are not, Sythindiå, Of the Sin'Dorei.

104. (World of Warcraft) (8↑, 9↓)
If I wanted to play a cartoon-like game full of fat 40-year-old cheeseburger dudes that make girl characters and try to flirt with the guys, I might as well just go play Runescape. HA\!

Jim was an ordinary man with a good job, a girlfriend, and loads of cash he spent to do fun things with all his friends. One day, he bought World of Warcraft which he thought would be a fun new experience. Four months later he lost his job, his girlfriend, and all his friends but one which had the same fate as Jim. Jim now resorts in his mothers basement, talking to other poor, unfortunate men on [Ventrilo]. This is a true story, my friends. Please consider your lives before playing this game.

105. (world of warcraft) (26↑, 28↓)
the best game ever made. by blizzard. rpg. very addictive.

play world of warcraft

106. (World Of Warcraft) (14↑, 16↓)
A extremely good game almost a second life created by Blizzard Entertainment despite what others say it sucks up your life or its addictive i say yes addictive maybe but it only consumes your life if you let it.

Carl:I love playing World Of Warcraft its teh best game Jim: Consumes your life\! Carl:How is it now bitch\! Jim: *Dead*

107. (world of warcraft) (5↑, 8↓)
a World Full of Nerd's troll's and. Midget's a place to Gather The oddest Wierdo's of Society n Talk about the the most Un-Usefull Thing's They Only Have a Job to Support there WOW Gameing n Equipment.

( world of warcraft )WOW Did you do a Raid to Get The Queer Relic from The Butt Troll & Some Gay Gold to make you're Character even 20X more Gayer Then Last Night'

108. (world of warcraft) (20↑, 23↓)
"WoW" or world of warcraft is an addictive MMO that is more addictive than [crack] those who play it will have no life, and they will never get laid and they will live with their parents for the next 35 years or their parents kill themselves because they are disgusted from their loser children

Loser: Hey how come you dont play WoW Losers Friend: Cause i would rather eat gonnorhea clam dip and smegma gravy than play that peice of shit (World of Warcraft) Loser:*cries* its not a peice of shit its a way of life Losers Friend: Yeah a Shitty way of life\! Loser: *cries* im gonna go kill myself *slits own throat and has parranas eat him alive* Losers Friend: Haha your 80 Deathknight aint saving you now\!

109. (world of warcraft) (88↑, 92↓)
I'm a girl who's boyfriend plays this game. aka the antichrist. My bf didn't play this brain cell killing addictive game in front of me until 4 months into our relationship when he was comfortable enough. He doesn't look like a wow player, and we had a really good sex life until I watched him play it...major turn off. While he's on Wow I've actually been turned down after trying to initiate anything because he was in an instance with geeks yelling into his headset. Unfortunately it can actualy be the formentioned ultimate gf test.

Hey babe your roomate's gone for the night. NOT NOW, I'm in an instance in world of warcraft.

110. (world of warcraft) (12↑, 17↓)
a vast land where vergins and people with no life hangout . if you play this game you are doomed to a life of masterbation.

fools that play world of warcraft. tank, tim , caroll ,tims dad and much much more.

111. (world of warcraft) (15↑, 20↓)
A cool fun game where you level up do quests and interact with 9 million other people from around the world.its a fun game but douches say oh it sucks and all you do is walk around and kill shit, you probably think it sucks because you suck and just die all the time, cause ur a dumbass who doesnt know how to play a game.

Guy: Oh\! i play world of warcraft. Other Guy: Oh me too what level do you have?

112. (world of warcraft) (10↑, 17↓)
a game that you are really bad at at the start and basically haven't a clue how to play it so u are just running about killing boars and usuing your right click on your mouse to do so,until one day you get an urge to stay at the pc ,you stay at the pc for a seriously long amount of time,you miss work the next day,this whole process repeats itself,you miss work the next day,you get all excited that you are now lvl 40 and get to wear plate armor,your boss fires you,you run out of money for food,u live off potato crisps and coca-cola,you grow a beard,you start to smell,you havent slept in weeks,your friends hate you,your lifes a mess,your car gets repossessed,you move back in with your 70 year old parents,your life is a mess. but hey,you have 3 lvl 70 tier 6 uber uber mad chars for it^^ do not play wow..ever..it ruins lives\!

world of warcraft world of warcraft addiction

113. (world of warcraft) (6↑, 13↓)
The largest MMO around to date, Players are widely stereotyped as being fat guys living in there parents basements with out a life or a job or a girl friend. This stereotype can be true but often is not. I started playing when the burning crusade came out, I played Warcraft III but waited because I wanted a toon that looked like me. I play a female BE (blood elf) hunter with red hair and green eyes. This is part of my addiction , a virtual me who gets to kill things and travel around the world all day. The flora and fauna are very trippy, and there are many physiological things hidden in the game. You look at the world a lot differently at 70. Some players are naturally better than others. Quest are redundant and the game is time consuming as it is meant to be. Competitiveness and boredom drove me to keep playing. I do enjoy it but I must learn moderation.

When I started playing a friend said "Id rather you of gotten hooked on coke than have bought World of WarCraft" As it turns out I did both, WOW is harder to kick for me but not quite as expensive.

114. (World of Warcraft) (0↑, 8↓)
World of Warcraft is the long version of sayin wow, which means being stunned, overwhelmed and so on...

last night was World of Warcraft\! World of Warcraft\! i never thought this could happen to me\! World of Warcraft, did u see that?\!

115. (world of warcraft) (9↑, 17↓)
What happens when crack dealers make video games.

new WoW User: wow this game is fun. Old wow user: ill suck ur dick for 1 month of world of warcraft.

116. (World of Warcraft) (13↑, 22↓)
A (shit) alternitive to life.

I play World of Warcraft 'cause my life sucks bad\!

117. (world of warcraft) (8↑, 18↓)
is sexist\!

when kiefer got a tiger they only had guy tigers. that is sexist. now his tiger is named raquel even though it is a guy. world of warcraft needs to be less sexist and have girl tigers too because girl tigers exist in the real world\!

118. (world of warcraft) (33↑, 43↓)
Excellent way to keep virgins from leaving their homes. It makes sure their useless genome does not contaminate the rest of the world.

I don't think girls care if you got a level 80 Death Knight in World of Warcraft if your still 29 and didn't get laid yet.

119. (world of warcraft) (7↑, 18↓)
A game where nerds think they are cool enough to say such bad things like "Fuck you nigga" or"Bitch im lvl 70 and your lvl 19 i could own your mom in bed" or some bull shit like that some times cool people play it, and they get to addicted and turn into fat greasy nerds, and they can dance -_- and has 2 expansion games already and people are getting ANGREH because they want to play it so badly that they look up the internet all day long to just try to find one wow leak or the new expansion and, wow has commercials where they must of payed the actors over 10000$ just to be in one commercial such as Mr.T or that dude from Star Trek and other people yet to come.

World of warcraft is like weed in a computer :D, side affects are you get acne, you may lose your girl friend or you may never get one, you may lose your friends and get online friends and ask a docter for the rest

120. (World Of Warcraft) (11↑, 22↓)
World Of Warcraft simply sucks the life out of you, now with microphones so now you atleast speak, maybe they will invent WoW robots for your home to get you your food and drink..

World Of Warcraft Me: Hi mate hows life? Friend: Its WoW...

121. (World of Warcraft) (42↑, 53↓)
A very expensive, overrated, overdone piece of $20.00 a month SHIT. It's very boring and it costs way too much.

I played World of Warcraft for 4 minutes and saw how low online games are sinking.

122. (World of Warcraft) (1↑, 14↓)
A highley addictive game... the greatest player on World of Warcraft is rummored to be a troll rogue on the Shadowsong server (US) named Javiopi

OMG did you here about Javiopi on World of Warcraft... he once took on 30 people in Warsong Gulch with just Deadly throw

123. (World Of Warcraft) (9↑, 22↓)
World Of Warcraft - A game where fiction becomes insanity; What I don't understand is the following: Half the worlds population play this game online and have no lives. The other half appears to be on Urban Dictionary bashing them. At least those that play the game have a reason to be retarded vs those that are creating scenarios about their gfs dumping them, or losing their jobs, or not getting an education or making money. And now thanks to all those hurting ppl in the world Of Warcraft, because of you I BECAME ONE MYSELF wasting my time and life and energy writing this definition. World Of Warcrap - To everyone on this site...Go Get Laid\!

World Of Warcraft - You Are All Hurting

124. (world of warcraft) (15↑, 28↓)
The most fun and addicting game in the world, developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The storyline takes place after Warcraft III the Frozen Throne. In the game, you can choose to be the Alliance or Horde with different races, such as Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Night Elf, Dranei for Alliance, and Orc, Undead, Tauren, Troll, and Blood Elf for Horde. There are also classes available to each of the races. They are Druid, Mage, Hunter, Paladin, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, and Warrior, and each of them can have different abilities. It is an extremely complex game involving many items, abilities, creatures, bosses, instances, raids, etc... Unlike in Warcraft III, the Alliance and Horde hate each other on principle. The most rare weapons are extremely hard to obtain, as most of them have a very low chance of drop from a really difficult boss. High level raids may also take weeks to complete, depending on the difficulty. The stereotypical WoW player is a loser that sits at home all day with no life except for WoW. There may be players like that, but many WoW players that I know are just normal everyday people that play just for fun.

Dark_Phoenix: Hey guys, i gots Thunderfury after like 50,000 hours of work\! Normal Person: Great job. Meanwhile, I got into Harvard, got a hell of a nice job and car, married my girlfriend, and I'm on the road to success, and you played world of warcraft? Chadwick_JuniorXX: Aw...I got killed by C'thun for the 50th time\! AngelRender368: Rogues are so \!\@\#$% cheap\! Im never doing PVP battles ever again\! UglyFugly403: Hell yeah, my Warlock is now level 60\! The same age as me\! BALLIN\!\!

Author: A Prisoner of the Scourge http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/2606496
125. (world of warcraft) (10↑, 24↓)
The game that concumed my dad

Abby: Fuuck dad what are you doing Father: Playing WoW. (World of Warcraft)

126. (World of Warcraft) (16↑, 31↓)
A highly addictive game that consumes your life and will make you become fat and will never let you get laid

i don't have a life i play world of warcraft

127. (world of warcraft) (5↑, 21↓)
A MMORPG that is compared against every other MMMORPG is existance.

n00b: "Hey, check out this this new MMORPG, it's better than World of Warcraft." n00b2: "This free MMO is much better than WoW"

128. (World of Warcraft) (73↑, 91↓)
Wow is actually one of the most organized mmorpgs i have ever played, especially when you avoid the pvp servers filled with assholes. i have a very good life, mainly because i have girlfriends and i dont smell like shit. all of you who think it sucks need to try it and all who thinks it sucks and wont try it are probably preps or some other social class that hates people who like to "do nerdy stuff".

PvP Server: OMG I PwNED JW I 1337 SUxORZ MYub3RR HAX 0WN UR \@$$ N00B\! Jock: Lets go have gay sex in the high school showers\!

129. (World Of Warcraft) (11↑, 30↓)
Girls: If your boyfriend likes this game.... RuN\!\!\! Don't accept being second in his life. Those who have been there know what I mean. Way to addictive.

Because of World of Warcraft, my boyfriend and I got in a huge fight.

130. (world of warcraft) (40↑, 59↓)
What happens when blizzard runs out of ideas and decides to put together it's two best selling dames and make it a MMORPG

Colin: hello sir, have you noticed that World of Warcraft is an amalgamation of Diablo II and Warcraft III? Reginald: Indubidably\!

131. (World of Warcraft) (13↑, 36↓)
i play both games, but switched to GW since i have school and dont have cash to play wow A game that is in constant battle with Guild Wars. Most WoW players say that Guild Wars can suck WoW's balls. Most GW players say that WoW can suck GW's balls. Let me shed some light on the subject. Graphics: GW wins Huge-ness: WoW beats Gw in da face(altho that can change when gw2 comes out) quest system: Gw wins fare&square, in wow the quest are as boring as my mom's wooden leg Economical: gw wins, altho the 15 bucks per month is crap Players: in GW most towns are really empty, and are very isolated, so people who dont want to do missions in the town, just go to Kamadan or some other capital. Mature-ness of players: when i played wow i met some really cool people, most of them over 16(means theyre cool) but the ones which are -16 are like idiots who spend their time laughig at you when you get killed since theyre 48 levels above you overall, both games are equal. please, stop arguing like dipshits over which game is better. THE GAME THAT IS BETTER IS THE ONE WHICH U HAVE MORE FUN IN, and that counts for you and you only\! Thank you for your cooperation

WoW: omg wow totaly pwnez gw in da fukin face go get a life boooon GW: lol u waste ur muny on stupid crap liek dat gw has better graphisicis and the ppl arent 11 years old booncaek mofo\! World of Warcraft is cool. Guild Wars is cool.

Author: i playes guild wars's http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/2636853
132. (World of warcraft) (17↑, 40↓)
a fucking game that will empty out ur bank account dry to the bone and will make lose all ur friend and ur girlfriend if u ever had one(probably not if u were playing it) effects:will make u broke, friendless,luminous intolerencious("latin" for intolerance to light because u were too long in the dark),hungry-ness(because u dont have enought cash to buy food cause WoW took it all\!\!1), addiction to WoW, fagness and blindness

Dudes 1:Dood, look, theres that World of warcraft geek who is broke n hungry. Dudes 2:ya i know, he tried to mug me for money to pay for his lvl 85 ork or whatever he was talkin' about. Dudes 3: ya he's just a f-ing übernoob Dude 1: I second

133. (world of warcraft) (94↑, 117↓)
a game fat crackers play cause they can't get laid

I masterbate to my naked elf dancing on world of warcraft.

134. (World Of Warcraft) (38↑, 61↓)
An electronic castrater; if played beyond the 9th grade testicles fall off and implode; warlocks and rogues run the world not only online but the host player; very much like a cancer of the testicles

World of Warcraft is an eater of souls...Dude why do you have a vagina, oh you play WOW. Why doesnt he get laid, oh he does but in iron forge.

135. (World of Warcraft) (61↑, 85↓)
A waste of time, money, and soul. You will never succeed in life playing such filth.

I could have become a doctor, instead I played World of Warcraft

136. (World OF Warcraft) (50↑, 75↓)
A very crappy game that i would probably get shot for playing.

Me: Dude i just started playing world of warcraft\! ITS AWESOME\!\!\!\!\! Good Friend: *Cocks Gun*

137. (world of warcraft) (43↑, 69↓)
The best MMORPG ever besides asheron's call it consumes your sould until you hit lv 60 and have done all the quests... you can never beat it only temporarily so..

Me: i played wow for 5 days straight You: fricking loser

138. (World of Warcraft) (114↑, 140↓)
I'd like to clarify the whole all girls who play WoW are fat and ugly and easy. I'm a girl that plays WoW I'm NOT fat nor am I ugly. WoW is one of the most addictive games online, taking up a lot of your time and money.. and friends. It is also one of the most wicked awesome games ever invented. With the exception of soulbound items and such it is definetly better than, dare I say, [Halo].

Most of the girl characters on WoW are actually guys that are complete pervs with nothing better to do in life but watch an animated girl run around and hack at things with her sword while dancing like a complete whore. But the rest of the girl characters are actually girls playing WoW, most are fat and ugly but you will find the rare awesome looking one that looks just as hot as their computer animated character.

139. (world of warcraft) (87↑, 113↓)
Probably one of the greatest games ever created. Beats the crap out of ANY FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME EVER\!\!\!

Blanding is an idiot.

140. (World Of Warcraft) (53↑, 80↓)
Complete waste of fucking time\!

Friend 1: Dude I'm gonna go play World Of Warcraft. Friend 2: Dude what a fucking waste of time all you do is walk around and kill shit\!

141. (World of Warcraft) (73↑, 100↓)
Something that put Andrew Gower and his runescape franchise out of business. Right now, the only people who don't have this game is because of their cost-conscious parents who can't afford to buy a brand new fucking supercomputer so that it is SOMEHOW even close to being possible to play the damn game without minute-long frame freezes. Also discerning parents who think that their children are too young to view the humongous amounts of Night Elf, Human, Orc, Tauren, Kobold, Pig, Martian, and Jew cleavage and scanty clothing put into the game, which is probably the major factor in its immense popularity over the average 20, virgin, pimpled, jobless, and lifeless average "adult" computer gamer.

A great game. As a matter of fact it's so great that I'm going to kill myself so that in my next life I will be reincarnated as Tyrande's tampon.

142. (world of warcraft) (51↑, 82↓)
A PC game where losers with no real social life, girlfriend (or boyfriend), or job pretend to be warriors (it's all a bunch of rubbish, so don't even bother wasting your time going on it). They pay actual money monthly to use it, which is even more sad. It's like Dungons & Dragons, appart from the fact that it's on a PC screen and that you have to waste money on it.

WoW geek one: hey, wot level r u on World of Warcraft? WoW geek two: i'm a 56er atm WoW geek one: omfg gtfo u n00b WoW geek two: im soo gonna hax0r u for that cos i'm 1337

Author: that guy who doesnt like giving out his real name http://world-of-warcraft.urbanup.com/1994955
143. (world of warcraft) (44↑, 77↓)
An extremely addicting MMORPG made by blizzard, addicting despite the bugs it may have it has hopelessly sapped my life, i am not ragging on WoW, simply stating i dont have the will power to resist anymore, i play the game for 8 hours a day, from when i wake up to when i go to school then when i get home to when i fall asleep. BUT\! i still have a gf, a REAL one, and shes pretty too\!\! SEE it is possible guys, dont give up, youll get there someday. Depraved lvl 46 Night Elf Warrior on Stormscale server, LO PANS LEGION GUILD FTW... done oh yeah, formerly Rellik lvl 48 rogue on Bloodscalp, in the guild Champions of Light... CoL ftw too :P

World of Warcraft is god. And that is all there is to it.

144. (world of warcraft) (30↑, 64↓)
World of warcraft is a video game for people with no skill in real life and no skill at all in anything actually. The game producer Blizzard is very smart and made the game extremely addictive for some idiots in a such way that they made it so you have to play about 1000 hours to start feeling somewhat strong in the game. People in the game are extremely gay. Whatever you dare tell them, they will report you and you will get banned for 3 days. (you pay per month to play so its really stupid) Some players form guilds so they can go in really hard dungeons where there are monsters that can only be killed with a group of about 40 players. They make you believe that you are gonna gain something from helping them kill these monsters but in fact the guild master and their friends get all the money and the weapon and everything you actually get from killing those monsters so its really just a waste of time.

\<Lurkerstella\> I own you noob. \<Rawrer\> reported. (30 mins later) \<GM supergayfag\> Hello Lurkerstella, you have been found violating the terms of agreement of world of warcraft. You will now be banned for 72 hours. \<Rawrer\> OMFG I OWN U LURKER FUCKIN NOOB LOL

145. (world of warcraft) (41↑, 77↓)
I would just like to direct this entry to all you guys who play this shitty ass game. Let me give you a little example of what this pointless internet game can do to your already pathetic lives:

I have been stranded on an island for my summer vacation for about a week now, no internet, no cel phone signal... Only today my phone picked up a signal, and i called my boyfriend to explain to him why i had missed all his calls. This is the the fucking answer i get: " Hey honey, usually i would hang-up the phone to talk to you, but im playing with all my guild members, we are in a really tight situation and i cant just say good-bye without them getting pissed at me." Oh really?? well guess what? fuck you and your fucking world of warcraft, because im not waiting around for a fucking asshole who cares more about some fucking virtual friends than about his girlfriend. Maybe you can find a way for your guild buddies to fuck you pal. See you when you are 80, in debt, and alone jackass. love, me

146. (World of Warcraft) (33↑, 69↓)
An MMORPG game often mistaken to be the world's best game mainly because it has 6 million users. It also has many elements of other MMORPGs. Any time you type in MMORPG on a search engine, World of Warcraft will pop up 75% of the time. Just as it is fun, it also ruins social lives.

\<Player\> Dude, I just beat this really hard boss on World of Warcraft and I gained four levels\! \<Friend\> And I care for what reason? \<Player\> 'Cause WoW kicks ass\! \<Friend\> Riiiigggghhhttt...I think I'll just go outside now, and you know, LIVE.

147. (World of Warcraft) (58↑, 95↓)
A WORLD AWAITS... Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end. So what are you waiting for?

That's what it should say on the back of the World of Warcraft box. HAVE A NICE DAY.

148. (world of warcraft) (29↑, 68↓)
a awesome game that i believe can do instead o feat food, sleep, work, go to school, and even have sex. therefore all u have to do is somehow $16.25 a month. after that u can do whaever u want

soo tired must sleep. crap

149. (world of warcraft) (64↑, 103↓)
no other way to describe it...simply superb...im in love with it...i love it...wow for life

world of warcraft roxx0z y0urz box0zrzerz cakes

150. (world of warcraft) (42↑, 83↓)
A fantasy land for people who were beaten up in grade school. A life sucking, legal drug. A place for nerdy liberal lovers to inflate their ego, although they themselves are losers. A gathering of nerdtards who have no future as far as money, success, girls (or men for a large portion), or life. A game for inbred homos to take their anger out on dwarves and orcs ( the anger usually contracted by some real person just kicking their ass...or their mom grounding them)

Ben is such a nerdy loser because he plays world of warcraft. Mom leave me alone\! I'm going to be in my room playing WOW and you can't come\! I'll kill you with my Paladin\! (begins to cry) Hey\! Nerd\! I'll kick your ass because you play world of bitchnerds...Come here (begins to beat the nerd about the face until he is bloody and crying)

151. (world of warcraft) (39↑, 81↓)
A game for the computer which involves running around and killing things and getting money. This game has no point and cannot be completed, so a waste of time. You pay £9 a month to play on something for no reason- -its a waste of time -its a waste of money -its a waste of life -you shall lose friends (but gain sad 'virtual friends') -You shall become fatter and lazier -You will be a failure in life people will argue against this but its true, my friend use to come outside and play but I have not seen him for 2 weeks ever since he got the game. If your going to buy this, don't become a sad,upsessed gimp, Do not play world of warcraft

Guy- Want to come outside? fatguy- nah, just let me get to lvl 43 first\! guy- hows yoiur girlfriend? nerd- Oh she broke up with me because I sepnt my money to play World of warcraft

152. (World of warcraft) (75↑, 118↓)
Its the best game ever\! Once you get it, prepare, to.....have no life what so ever\! It is extremely addicting. KICKASS GAME\!\!\!

World Of Warcraft is a kickass game, get it, and join the Mal'Ganis Server\!

153. (world of warcraft) (57↑, 102↓)
a horrible, horrible rpg game. It takes able bodied youth of today and turns them into freaks. i have never tempted myself with this horrible lifesucking antichrist, or any other stupid computer games, but some of my friends have. I once had two friends who got hooked on the game some time ago. these were just normal kids, liked a little bit of sex, a little bit of partying, a little bit of hemp. one of them had the hottest girlfriend i have ever seen. the kid lived three houses down from me. when his single father went away on frequent buisiness trips, i often heard screams of passion coming from his house. anyways, his dad goes on a buisiness trip. instead of going to school, work, seeing his friends or humping his fine girl, he plays WOW all week. so the girl breaks up with him. it sends him into a deep depression. i see no sign of life from the house for three weeks. so a day before his dad gets home, i go into his house. unfortunately, i catch him in the heat of passion going man-1, so to speak. his basement was disgusting. there were about 6 dirty plates, a few bags of chips, and piss on the floor. the air smelt of pot and farts. i could see white skeet on his rug. there were 32 messages on his answering machine, most of which were his girl trying to contact him. the last message said '...if you don't pick up the phone, you can fuck WOW for the rest of your life\!\!\!". about 3 months later, the kids house burns down. apparently, when the kids dad took the computer away, he attempted to burn himself alive. it didn't work and he was sent to rehab. for wow, no shit. after about a month, I heard he had died. he drowned himself in the pool at his clinic because he needed wow so much. when i went to his funeral, he had gained about 80 pounds.

World Of Warcraft is for fags PS: i'm currently hitting the girl he passed up

154. (world of warcraft) (46↑, 95↓)
some mmorpg Joe and Miles play all the time

Joe stayed at home all day and played WoW

155. (World of Warcraft) (47↑, 104↓)
World of Warcraft is a game that football players play in their spare time to hone their stratetgic prowess during the down season.

"hey dude you wanna play football" "yes" "hey dude wanna play world of warcraft" "yes"

156. (world of warcraft) (49↑, 109↓)
lol ppl say WoW is addictive which is true but it doesn't mean the ppl who play are smelly fat losers my friends and i who play are athletes and always doing something this just fills the void between 3am and 6am in the summer (if sober if not it a whole different experince) lol i do agree with the earlier statements of the ultimate test for a g/f though lol but the game doesn't require long hours of leveling up to have fun unlike most mmorpgs it actually rewards the casual player

unlike eq where u spend a month killing rats or runescape where u get killed by a woman

157. (World of Warcraft) (171↑, 242↓)
World of Warcraft is a game for those who fail at life. There is no other way to describe it right. The game is extremelly addicting and those who play it become zombie-like humans with no other purpose than to play it 24/7 without doing much of anything else. It also costs $15 a month. Brilliant move by Blizzard. The only people who are going to thumbs down this review are those addicted to World of Warcraft, and they know it to be true.

John recently got World of Warcraft. Man, he is excited\! He can't wait to enter the world of "1337ness", and lose any hope of ever being in a serious relationship because of addiction to a video game.

158. (world of warcraft) (184↑, 259↓)
World of Warcraft, abbreviated WoW, is a computer game for losers who have absolutley no life. The only time WoW players see a real [pussy] in their life is when they come out of their mom's pussy at birth. The game is an addiction to those who play it, sometimes more addicting than drugs such as [cocaine]. WoW players spend 20 hours of their day playing this game. They never shower, and hardly ever eat and sleep. Anyone who plays this game is a [retard] who needs to get a damn life and the average IQ of the people in the world would jump dramatically if all of the WoW players were killed.

My roommate plays World of Warcraft constantly. He is failing all of his classes because WoW is more important than homework and studying to him. He never showers either and smells like shit.

159. (World of Warcraft) (93↑, 171↓)
A good game if you want to waste your time and become a pokemon master.

Hey Kenny lets go on halo 2\! No man Ive almost evloved my pokemon into a charizard.

160. (World of Warcraft) (128↑, 223↓)
1. The answer to guys who want their girlfriends to break up with them.(See [How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days].) World of Warcraft is a game for losers who completely suck at life. Unconciously knowing how much they suck, they turn to WoW to begin a new life in a different world. In doing this, the bitch is now the bully, and can cast spells (See [Lame-ASS bitch]) or kill a mutated bumble bee with an oversized axe. Don't forget to rest and drink some water after that beating\! Alliance, Horde, it doesn't matter which confederation, you're still a LOSER\! 2. A complete life-sucker. It will replace your daily routine of going to work, working out, eating dinner, having sex, and going to bed, to calling in late to work, leaving early, and then gaming until 8am, when it is time to call in late again. Depending on which race you choose to be, the intensity of the "LOSER" sign flashing on your forehead can differ. 3. Shamans are pole-smokers. 4. If a girl plays World of Warcraft, she is most likely fat and ugly. Because she is fat and ugly, she is also probably easy. Such girls can be found on Friendster.

Mark and Joe are a couple of bitches who play World of Warcraft. Guess what two guys are getting dumped on Valentine's Day?\!?\!? shhhhhh... it's a surprise\!

161. (World of Warcraft) (91↑, 213↓)
The latest gaming atrocity produced by the infamously uncreative and consumer-unfriendly Blizzard, in which you play as a character in a massive and oftentimes lag-ridden world, performing endlessly redundant quests time and again in hopes that you'll achieve that elusive 'Level 60', where the game supposedly actually becomes fun. You have several races and classes to choose from in a ridiculously unbalanced classful character development scheme, but regardless of what class you choose, you will inevitably be outdone by the also infamous race-class combination, 'Tauren-Shaman'. Not unlike Blizzard's by-gone hit Diablo 2, you will also spend endless amounts of time looking for the best gear in the game, due mostly to the fact that this game, like most games of its kind, is gear and level centric, as opposed to being based upon skill. A very weak strategic element is present as well that few players seem to be capable of wrapping their brains around, in spite of the fact that there are step-by-step guides to every quest for every class available online. It is also worth noting that players must pay a monthy fee of fifteen dollars in order to play this terrible, bug ridden game. (Fifteen dollars isn't much, but the author of this definition wouldn't pay fifteen cents to waste any span of time playing World of Warcraft.) Also bear in mind that the game frequently suffers 'exploits'; bugs in the game that players utilize to quickly gather money and resources, or to quickly defeat opponents. Taking advantage of an exploit of any kind - including standing on the roof to avoid monster attacks, European servers only, and engaging in the active harvesting of money and valuable objects, also known as 'gold farming' - may result in an unconditional ban. Contesting said bans will result in a slap to the face. In other words, World of Warcraft and its success are both proof that gamers today have absolutely no taste.

"World of Warcraft sucks. Go play a real RPG, like Nethack or Rogue."

162. (world of warcraft) (63↑, 204↓)
The latest gaming atrocity produced by the infamously uncreative and consumer-unfriendly Blizzard, in which you play as a character in a massive and oftentimes lag-ridden world, performing endlessly redundant quests time and again in hopes that you'll achieve that elusive 'Level 60', where the game supposedly actually becomes fun. You have several races and classes to choose from in a ridiculously unbalanced classful character development scheme, but regardless of what class you choose, you will inevitably be outdone by the also infamous race-class combination, 'Tauren-Shaman'. Not unlike Blizzard's by-gone hit Diablo 2, you will also spend endless amounts of time looking for the best gear in the game, due mostly to the fact that this game, like most games of its kind, is gear and level centric, as opposed to being based upon skill. A very weak strategic element is present as well that few players seem to be capable of wrapping their brains around, in spite of the fact that there are step-by-step guides to every quest for every class available online. It is also worth noting that players must pay a monthy fee of fifteen dollars in order to play this terrible, bug ridden game. (Fifteen dollars isn't much, but the author of this definition wouldn't pay fifteen cents to waste any span of time playing World of Warcraft.) Also bear in mind that the game frequently suffers 'exploits'; bugs in the game that players utilize to quickly gather money and resources, or to quickly defeat opponents. Taking advantage of an exploit of any kind - including standing on the roof to avoid monster attacks, European servers only, and engaging in the active harvesting of money and valuable objects, also known as 'gold farming' - may result in an unconditional ban. Contesting said bans will result in a slap to the face. In other words, World of Warcraft and its success are both proof that gamers today have absolutely no taste.

"World of Warcraft sucks. Go play a real RPG, like Nethack or Rogue."

163. (World of Warcraft) (63↑, 221↓)
An extremly shitty ass game that is boring as hell...........u pay to fish every month....a game that is nothing compared to guild wars

Omg i just got guild wars.......Fuck World of warcraft.

164. (world of warcraft) (45↑, 222↓)
POOF. Just look up 'poof' at Dictionary.com

Capone and Ranger are wizards and their "wands" go "poof".

165. (World of Warcraft) (116↑, 412↓)
A collection of homofucks from all over the world that say "Apparently this blah blah blah, and apparently that" USING THE FUCKING WORD APPARENTLY TO MUCH.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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